You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
My penis needs a shock collar
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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