The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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