But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Randomize
