yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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