Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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