oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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