no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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