Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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