god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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