Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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