just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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