Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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