watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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