Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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