haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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