I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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