Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
false alarm, still single
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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