Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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