can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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