Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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