Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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