Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Randomize
