why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I want to fling myself into the sun
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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