no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
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