they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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