Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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