We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
