chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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