this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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