Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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