Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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