no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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