I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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