a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
