woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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