My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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