This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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