we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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