what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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