I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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