i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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