Pappa wants mamma naked
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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