youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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