ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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