Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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