I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
i now understand why vodka
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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