so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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