Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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