just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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