the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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