I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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