I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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