kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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