and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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