im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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