I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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