He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Randomize
