She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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