I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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